List of Funny Names for Weed

When anything lasts so long in the U.S. despite being illegal in most states, people are going to come upward with code words. Marijuana goes past many names. Yous probably have heard of weed, pot and Mary Jane. But sometimes, people go all out, straining every creative muscle they tin use for a clever pseudonym. And sometimes the results are hilarious.

We've got a list of some of the weirdest and funniest names for the herb. If you know a few more than, permit us know in the comments and we might add it to the listing.

ane. Skywalker OG

Co-ordinate to pro-weed site hightimes.com, this strain of pot is unique for its "jet-fuel aromas." Non sure why anyone would necessarily detect that desirable, only in case you desire your weed to remind you of space, you accept this every bit an option.

2. Fallbrook Redhair

This ane requires a bit of explanation. Unfortunately, nosotros have none, and neither does the College Humor listing where nosotros showtime saw this proper noun. What — or where — is Fallbrook? And why does it accept red hair? The mysteries are endless.

Update: The acute reader Storm_Crow has explained this for us! Quote from the comment section: "Fallbrook is a small mountain customs fairly near to San Diego, California. Back in the late 60s and early 70s some very fine cannabis was produced there. "Cherry hair" refers to the color of the stale pistils on the cannabis buds."

So there you go! Almost sounds like a fine wine.

3. Trainwreck

At that place'south an like shooting fish in a barrel joke to make nigh stoners' lives hither, only that might exist below us. Considering how mellow and relaxed weed is supposed to make you feel, that's non the virtually relaxing proper noun…

4. Whacky tobacky

An oldie but a goodie. It rhymes, which makes pretty much anything improve. Speaking of tobacco-influenced names…

5. Left-handed cigarettes

Not likewise zany, with just the correct corporeality of subtlety. Doesn't exactly curlicue off the tongue, but we tin can appreciate the intent behind this one.

6. Girl Scout Cookies (source: hightimes.com)

This is a pretty clever name for a strain, actually. Both are pretty addictive, both are protected fiercely, and both, when consumed in backlog, make you want to non doanything for a few hours. But nosotros can see you lot running into problems with this name. Imagine if you were looking to buy tasty cookies from your local Girl Scout troop and you accidentally got some buds instead. Not exactly something you want to distribute around the workplace. (Or maybe it is. No judgment here.)

7. Yoda (source: collegehumor.com)

This makes a lot of sense also, doesn't it? They're both light-green. 1 speaks very slowly, the other makes you speak very slowly. Ane teaches y'all to understand the nature of the universe, the other makes you think you already know it. This may explain a proficient deal about anybody's favorite Jedi master, honestly.

8. Chocolope (source: hightimes.com)

Hightimes.com suggest people smoke this with a glass of cold milk. The munchies apparently come up in all forms. But nosotros're more often than not struck by how much this sounds like something you'd find in a Whole Foods, where it'd be packaged every bit a good for you snack that still tastes like chocolate. Or something.

ix. Purple Sticky Punch (source: collegehumor.com)

We're back in the insane name territory. We have no thought what inspired someone to string those three words together and say, "Yeah, this pretty much describes the loftier I'thou currently on." And why is your weed purple?

10. Royal Urkel (source: hightimes.com)

Seriously. Why is your weed purple? Though the paradigm of ane of the about memorable sitcom characters smoking a bowl is probably i of the funnier things we can imagine all day.

eleven. Goofy Boots (source: collegehumor.com)

This simply sounds and then lovably innocent. Goofy Boots could be the proper name of the next Disney picture show. Not so sure of the marijuana-footwear connection, just if you lot heard a teenager ask for any goofy boots, you'd probably point him to the nearest Toys 'R' U.s..

12. Art Supplies (source: collegehumor.com)

This is just brilliant. It makes absolutelyway also much sense. The links betwixt pot and weird drawings and music are obvious, and they accept been for decades. Again, we'd probably do a double-take if someone on the street randomly asked for these, just it's too clever to ignore.

As e'er, if you know whatsoever weirder, funnier or more than clever names, post them in the comments, and they might exist added to the list.

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